I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 102

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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On the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique, a set of red dots were rapidly heading in their direction!

The death cry of the elderly half-orc, turned out to be the summoning of its kin!

Zheng Cheng brainstormed and quickly came up with a plan.

“Zhixue! Use your ability to seal the entrance!”

Yao Zhixue’s eyes slightly lit up, and she began forming uique hand signs, her body suddenly emitted a rush of frosty white light.

Soon after, the petite fairy Xue’er, with her wings fluttering, slowly flew out.

Working together, they waved their exquisite staves, and streaks of cold air quickly gathered at the entrance of the cave.

In an instant, there emerged a large pile of ice at the entrance, sealing it shut.

And, it was visibly spreading inward at an impressive speed.

“Puh…!”

At that moment, Zheng Cheng’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique burst out in the two giant pythons!

The python, which was rapidly moving and in pursuit of Cai Shen, suddenly had a swelling in its stomach.

A large mass of flesh burst out of its lower body, together with a large amount of sticky liquid.

In a split second, Cai Shen surprisingly dodged this massive python.

On the other side, the python battling Liang Feifan suffered the same fate, and the sticky liquid even sprayed Liang Feifan’s body.

“Damn it!”

Liang Feifan cursed under his breath, swiftly swinging his demonic sword to scatter the foul-smelling liquid and gas.

He spun around and pounced again. Taking advantage of the brief moment the python was controlled, he stabbed his sword into its eye.

“Hiss!!!”

The python gave out a ghastly hiss, vigorously shaking its gargantuan head, flinging Liang Feifan against the wall.

At the same time, its massive mouth opened wide, and a jet of thick venom sprayed on Liang Feifan’s body.

“Ah…!”

Liang FeiFan screamed, his equipment corroded by the snake venom, emitting a burning smoke.

His hands and face swiftly filled with big blisters from the venom’s corrosive effect, looking incredibly frightening and nausea-inducing.

“Move away quickly!”

Seeing the python readied to spray more venom, Zheng Cheng dashed over, using a tremendous force to smash the snake’s mouth away.

Simultaneously, the Yunxiao Sword plunged fiercely into the snake’s skull from under its jaw!

“Hiss~!”

The python tried to repeat its old trick and shake Zheng Cheng off.

Unfortunately for it, Zheng Cheng had already let go of the Yunxiao Sword, and used the python’s head as a springboard to leap backward.

At the same time, he waved his Bloodthirster Staff once more, aiming it ruthlessly at the python.

“Void Fire Incineration Technique!”

“Boom!”

A huge ethereal fire instantly danced on the body of the python.

“Hiss~!”

The python hissed, rolling frantically on the ground.

It struggled desperately to shake off the flames that had enveloped it.

Unfortunately, Void Fire feeds on creatures’ emotions, spirits, and even their souls.

Being a reptile, it was unable to regulate its own emotions, and could only be burned to ashes within its own rage!

With a single casting of the Void Fire Incineration Technique, not only did he exterminate this python,

His level also increased to LV2!

Void Fire Incineration Technique LV2!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liang Feifan braved through the excruciating pain, he grabbed an antidote from his bag and gulped it down.

“Pour the medicine on your body!”

Zheng Cheng bellowed, turning to face the other python.

Liang Feifan, trembling, poured the antidote all over himself.

Fearing it wasn’t enough, he took out two more bottles and doused himself thoroughly.

“Damn it, my face…”

He struggled to lift his demonic sword, and saw his reflection on the smooth surface of the blade.

His previously fair face was now full of blood blisters caused by the venom.

The entirety of his face was disfigured, apart from his two undamaged eyes. Even his eyelids were covered in tiny blisters.

With the effect of the antidote, these blisters gradually disappeared.

However, they left noticeable and ugly venomous sores on his face.

“My face, damn it, my face…”

“It’s all your fault… It’s all Zheng Cheng’s fault!”

“If you hadn’t led us here, we wouldn’t have encountered these two venomous snakes.”

“My face…”

He tore a large piece of cloth from his body, wrapped his face with it, leaving only a pair of tiny eyes exposed.

His eyes were three-quarters white.

The chestnut-colored pupils were surrounded by whites, densely filled with scarlet bloodshot veins.

He looked like a terrifying ghoul.

“Hiss!”

On the other hand, the second python had been hit by Zheng Cheng’s Void Fire Incineration Technique.

It lifted its large head and went into a frenzy.

At the same time, its mouth wide open, it spewed out smelly venom, causing everyone to dodge rapidly.

At this moment, two spirit beasts under the control of Song Chaoyu fiercely pounced on the body of the python, gnawing ruthlessly.

The spirit beasts, unaffected by venom.

Finally, with everyone’s combined efforts, this python met its demise too!

Zheng Cheng was the first to approach. He slashed diagonally down with the Yunxiao Sword.

[Skill successfully cast!]

[You have obtained a Special Ingredient: Black Water Mystical Serpent’s Gallbladder (Fake)]

[You have obtained the Black Water Mystical Serpent’s (Fake) DNA molecule]

[You have activated the Black Water Mystical Serpent’s (Fake) DNA blueprint]

“It worked again!”

He quickly looked down.

In his hand was a snake gallbladder the size of a bowl, pitch black, and its surface was emitting a dim blue light.

[Special Ingredient: Black Water Mystical Serpent’s Gallbladder (Fake)]

[Quality: Four stars]

[Effect: Can permanently increase 3 Spirit, 3 Agility, Poison Resistance+2%, Male Function+1%, can be consumed up to 20 times]

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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