I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 107

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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“Damn! Li Zhen! Jiaojiao!”

Upon the stone pillar, Bai Jingqi cursed under his breath, watching helplessly as Li Zhen and Li Jiao let go of their grip under the threat of the half-beast air cavalry.

Their frail bodies plunged straight down towards the bottom of the cliff.

“Damn it!”

Qin Zheng also cursed and, unbelievably, slapped the pillar supporting the suspension bridge across the cliff.

With a loud “boom”, the entire pillar was smashed.

The half-beasts on the other side, who were rushing across the bridge, shouted in panic, quickly holding onto the swaying bridge.

“Qin Zheng! Have you lost your mind?”

Bai Jingsheng yelled in a panic, “You’ve wrecked the bridge and doomed us!”

However, Qin Zheng ignored him, slapping the pillar again and breaking it.

The hundred-meter-long suspension bridge groaned as it collapsed. The half-beasts originally crossing the bridge screamed as they fell to the cliff bottom.

“You’ve gone mad! Absolutely mad!”

Bai Jingsheng shouted in panic, but was knocked aside by his older brother.

“Bang!” An arrow hit the round shield in Bai Jingqi’s hand and it flew away.

“Stop complaining! Deal with these flying bats first!”

Bai Jingqi shouted, and Bai Jingsheng started to draw amulets in the air hastily.

Packed with chilling power, the frost amulet was immediately charged into hordes of bats.

Meanwhile, Qin Zheng destroyed another suspension bridge.

Now, the three men were trapped on the stone pillar.

They were surrounded entirely by open, deep cliffs.

Bai Jingsheng stuttered, “Qin Zheng, have you gone mad!”

“We regret what happened to Li Zhen and Jiaojiao too, but you can’t just destroy the bridges.”

“Not only will we be unable to complete the secret realm mission now, but we will also lose our lives…”

“Shut up!”

“Qin Zheng cursed in his mind, his eyes glowering like a raging wild wolf.

He went over to Bai Jingqi, grabbed an incoming arrow from afar and casually threw it away.

“Jingqi, did Li Zhen sent any message?”

“Not yet.” Bai Jingqi shook his head, “This cliff is much deeper than we thought.”

“If we can’t find a way out, we’ll go down there too!”

“I know…”

“They’re our buddies, my brothers from childhood. I will not abandon anyone!”

“You guys are crazy… What are you even talking about?” Bai Jingsheng tremblingly said, “This is a cliff. How are we going down?”

“Shut up!”

“Did you forget about the rescue tools given by our family?” Bai Jingqi scolded.

“Even if they fell, with those lifesaving tools, Li Zhen and Jiaojiao are likely to be unharmed! As long as …”

“Sss…”

As they were talking, an illusory talisman appeared before the three of them, slowly burning.

“Bro, I lost Jiaojiao. I’m under a snake-shaped rock at the bottom of the cliff. Jiaojiao hasn’t responded yet, I’m worried something happened to her, come find me!”

“And also, I found something extraordinary at the bottom of the cliff…”

“They’re here!”

Qin Zheng and Bai Jingqi’s eyes brightened instantly and they said together, “Let’s go down!”

“Right!”

Without a moment’s hesitation, they sheathed their weapons and jumped off the cliff.

Within moments, only Bai Jingsheng was left on the stone pillar.

“Whoosh!”

“Whoosh whoosh!”

Three arrows sprayed towards him and Bai Jingsheng dodged quickly.

However, two arrows still hit him.

A light flashed across the jade pendant on his waist, and a light curtain appeared around Bai Jingsheng, keeping the two arrows outside.

However, a faint crack appeared on the jade.

“Damn it!”

“Madmen! All of you are madmen!”

“It’s true that the family have given us some tools, but we need the right opportunity to use them…”

As he cursed, Bai Jingsheng gritted his teeth, ran three steps, and jumped off the cliff too.

The wind screamed in his ears, and all he could hear was the noise it was making.

Gusts of wind attacked him relentlessly, making it impossible for him to open his eyes.

The dozen or so giant bat-knights that had been circling around, immediately turned around and charged towards them.

But with perhaps a sprinkle of luck, the three men fell too quickly for the bats to catch up.

Within a few seconds, Bai Jingsheng saw a slender, winding white line underneath him.

That was… the river at the bottom of the cliff!

At the same time, he also saw two figures floating in mid-air, slowly descending.

“Big brother !”

As soon as he opened his mouth, a gust of wind blew into his mouth, making it impossible for him to speak.

Bai Jingqi also shouted, “Hurry up and use the floating charm!”

“Use the lifesaving tools, damn it!”

Bai Jingsheng tried to take the floating charm from the tool section, but it was extremely difficult to do so when falling rapidly. He had just taken it out, a gust of wind flooded into his mouth, making him unable to speak.

He tried to tear the floating charm, but failed.

Finally, with a “bang”, Bai Jingsheng hit the river at the bottom of the cliff hard and didn’t respond.

“Damn!”

Bai Jingqi cursed in the air. Although Bai Jingsheng was only his clan brother, and he bore the Bai surname after all.

If something were to happen to him, the clan…

Qin Zheng beside him said, “Stop thinking and go find him.”

“I warned him before. Even as a professionist, he should still practice martial arts, and attribute points should be evenly distributed.”

“He, on the other hand, added everything to his spirit and in an emergent situation, he couldn’t even tear a floating charm….”

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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