I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 116

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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Chapter 116: Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!

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At the bottom of the river.

Li Jiao groggily woke up.

She only remembered herself and her elder brother being forced by half orcs to fall from mid-air, falling off a cliff.

She carried the family’s floating talisman on her, during normal days she would also put upgrade points into endurance and strength under her elder brother’s guidance.

Additionally, since young, she had been learning dance, making her body very flexible.

At the critical moment, she tore open the floating talisman and descended slowly with the help of the magic from the talisman.

Who would have thought, a gust of wind suddenly came from afar, forcing her and her elder brother to be deflected in different directions.

Luckily, underneath her was a river stream, but upon her fall, she found a large number of half-fishmen and half-orcs fighting on the shore!

She quickly hid, hoping to use the opportunity to flee.

Nonetheless, she was still discovered by the two fighting sides, and after a round of battle, her strength finally gave out and she was captured!

Fishmen!

The capturers were a group of fishmen!

They held her and sank into the river, after that, she couldn’t remember what happened.

When she woke up, she found herself in a huge cave.

In the distance was a spring, the air was filled with a strong fishy and damp smell.

Around the spring, it was a group of fishman babies, who were twice as high as average humans, were playing.

Around the cave, many unknown creature’s skeletal remains were piled up together.

By the side of the corpses, was a heap of haphazardly stashed weapons.

“What kind of place is this?”

Li Jiao inquired perplexedly: “I remember it clearly, I was captured by these fishmen, why …”

She lowered her head and looked, her clothes were intact, and there were no injuries on her body.

The equipment she was wearing possessed the ability to automatically defend, as long as durability remained, it couldn’t be taken off and she wouldn’t get injured.

Below her was a huge blue stone that had been polished till it was shiny, surrounded by a heap of pearls.

“Huh, these are… grey moonstone? And Moonlight stone! Spirit water pearl? They are all special gemstones!”

Li Jiao’s eyes suddenly brightened, made a subconscious move to touch the space ring and stored all these gemstones inside!

Being a child of a prestigious family, each of the five of them possesses a space ring.

“This is likely an empty hole inside the river, which connects the outside river.”

“No matter how I ended up here, I have to find a way to go back, my elder brother is still waiting for me, as long as …”

As she was thinking, she subconsciously looked up, and was immediately stunned.

“This…”

On the opening of the cave above her head, a large number of gemstones emitting different glows were embedded.

There were at least a hundred.

Moreover, unlike the gemstones on the ground, the special gemstones embedded on the ceiling above her were all of three star grades!

“Three-star-grade Nightlight stone? When embedded on weapons, it can increase the dark attribute’s attack, and enhances all dark attribute skills!”

“For me, these are the most suitable gemstones!”

“So many, and they’re all three-star!”

She excitedly looked up and her lips began to tremble.

“Even though I’m a seven-star Dark Priest, and grandfather loves me a lot, but with just this bit of relation, it’s impossible for the family to take out so many Nightlight stones at once!”

“Rich, haha, I’m rich…”

She chuckled, ready to figure out how to get these gemstones down.

“Right! I still have the floating talisman… no matter where this place is, as long as I can…”

“Hmm? What’s that …”

She was taken by surprise.

At the center of the Nightlight stones on the cave ceiling, there was a gemstone the size of a tennis ball. It was crystal clear like diamond and emanating an earthy-yellow glow.

“Is this…Heart of the Earth?”

“Why would the Heart of the Earth be here?”

She blinked her eyes, rubbed her eyes hard, not daring to believe what she was seeing.

“It’s true, it’s the Heart of the Earth! Hahaha, if everyone knew I found the Heart of the Earth so easily, hehehe…”

The more she said, the more excited she got. She immediately took out a green-white talisman from the item column, ready to tear it open.

“Squeak squeak squeak …”

“Squeak squeak squeak …”

Suddenly, a strange call startled her.

She looked back reflexively and saw a large group of fishman babies coming over.

They were looking at her with big dead fish eyes, constantly chattering about something.

“Ah !”

She screamed and quickly retreated: “What are you guys trying to do?! Go away!”

“Squeak squeak squeak?”

“Squeak squeak squeak?”

A group of half fishman children with dead fish eyes tilted their heads and looked at her, not knowing what she was shouting about.

A few were holding sharp daggers and forks in their hands, dripping with fresh blood, looking at her as though they were looking at a piece of moving food!

“Calm down, you must stay calm. Don’t be afraid!”

Li Jiao took a deep breath, retreated quickly, and hid behind the large blue stone plate.

With a reach of her hand, her natural armed dark magic staff appeared in her hand, pointed directly at these half fishman babies.

Even if she struggled with all her might, she might not necessarily be at a disadvantage to these half fishman babies.

In the worst case, even if she died, she still had to drag a few down with her.

“Whirl whirl ”

Just as she was preparing to fight with all her might, the stream in the distance suddenly began churning.

Following that, the enormous heads of a dozen triangular snakes emerged from the water.

A dozen pairs of cold vertical pupils were staring dead at her!

“Snake, why are there so many snakes!”

Li Jiao was also startled, especially because the cold murderous intent emitted from the pupils of these giant pythons was completely locked on her!

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.” In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!” Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!” Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

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